So the Asheville Pizza & Brewing Company and radio station 570 AM are holding a contest to choose Asheville's flag. Here's my entry:
Now, some may wonder why a self-avowed anarchist is contributing to this statist civic pageantry. Well, I like flags. They're fun in the same way coats of arms (is that how you pluralize that?) are. Plus, when Asheville does eventually secede from the US and declare itself a permanent autonomous zone, we're going to need something to rally around, aren't we?
It turns out there is an entire science devoted to flags. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside for some reason.