Meet Christian Philips.
"Officers may have eaten LSD-laced goodies, Fort Worth police say"
LAKE WORTH -- A teen with a list of Fort Worth-area police departments was arrested Tuesday after he attempted to deliver cookies laced with LSD to the Lake Worth Police Department.
The 18-year-old had a list with the names of 25 area police departments -- and 12 of them were checked off, police said.
I don't know if he's a bonafide hero or not. This pricks at my conscience a thousand little different ways. But if you turn down the empathy a smidge, its funny as hell.