Due to some, shall we say, temporal discontinuities (lack of sleep and suffering a cold are poor conditions for publicizing an event), there may be some confusion about what's going on this Thursday. Rest assured, this is what's happening (unless I say different later on.)
Death of Analog. We have burlesque by Theatre de Fetiche. We have the movie Buckaroo Banzai. We have $5 all you can drink PBR. If you come to the Vortex Cabaret, you get into Scandals and the Boiler Room for free. If you bring a flier (conveniently located at all the local hot-spots) and buy an admission, you get one free. How can you pass up a deal like that?